Until Sheriff Joe and his fellows are reined in, try not to look Mexican while driving. As can be inferred from the
immediate previous post, it could make for a long and interesting day. Take off the tejana hat (or trade it for a
sporty Vietnamese model), turn off the
Morrissey, apply blackface makeup, learn a good Indian or Pakistani accent--do what you can. If detained, ask which way is east so you can pray facing Mecca.
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